MR.LAROO “Woo for short”

Mr. Woo had kind of a tough beginning, growing up on the streets of LA. Abandoned at a very young age, he made a living selling cheap bones and biscuits to the local tramps. He dreamed of someday becoming a star like Madonna or Barbra Streisand. One day he just couldn’t take it any more and downed an entire bottle of Mad Dog. He had to leave this crazy place and come out of the closet.

Mr. Woo was found trying to cross three lanes of traffic by his angel yoga-instructor new mom, who told him to get the hell in the car!

She immediately took Mr. Woo to rehab, where he learned to nourish himself for who he truly is. Mr. LA likes dancing, long sunset walks on the beach, and all men. He dislikes fetch, barking, or anything that would make him seem like he wasn’t human.